Knock Knock

I'm not one of those people who has a joke ready to go in her back pocket. Husband on the other hand carries a handkerchief, a comb, a swiss army knife and a joke in his back pocket. He's a real Boy Scout. I didn't make it past Brownies once I found out camping was involved.

Last night we FaceTimed with our niece, Miss E. (almost 5) and nephew, Mr. P. (very 3).  They are on a Knock Knock joke kick right now. From our conversation last night, I believe this one is their current favorite:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupt . . .
Mooooooooo!

(insert hilarious laughter here!)


What I was most impressed with last night was when Miss E. and Mr. P. came up with their own jokes.


Miss E's Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sunglasses.
Sunglasses who?
Move over, I've tooken your seat!

Now, if you think long and hard about this one - she's on the right track. At some point in her almost 5 years, she saw a grown up leave their sunglasses on a chair and then go to sit down. Startling themselves as they were approaching the seated position, the grown up removed the sunglasses from their chair and then made some huge sigh of relief probably involving an eye roll of some sort. If I was 5 and I saw that, I'd laugh too. Silly grown ups!

Mr. P's Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pancake.
Pancake who?
Pancake head!

Now, if you think long and hard about this one - you just have to laugh! He's 3. Everything is funny especially when it involves a head and a pancake. Or, maybe Mr. P. saw The Holiday when Jude Law plays Napkin Head. So stinkin' funny!

Did you know there are whole sites dedicated to Knock knock jokes? Just click here and here and here to see a few.  Maybe one of these will become your back pocket Knock Knock joke.